Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
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