Australian Opals from Planet Opal
THOSE AREN’T OPALS THOSE ARE EGGS
THOSE ARE TINY DRAGON EGGS THAT ARE HATCHING
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
stannis baratheon takes back the north.
the lord of light has given him powers beyond his imagination
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Yet another unrealistic goal for women smh. -.-
what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes