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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

Text 23 Jul 325,503 notes

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries)

Text 23 Jul 69,189 notes

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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Video 23 Jul 332,144 notes

the-angels-have-sherlock:

soihearduleikhomestuck:

super-wholock-avengers:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

     yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!


He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

OMG YES ITS BACK

(Source: robofillet)

Text 23 Jul 334,779 notes

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

Photo 23 Jul 91,861 notes joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Text 23 Jul 677,190 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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Photo 23 Jul 292,498 notes beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)

Video 23 Jul 616,148 notes

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

Text 23 Jul 11,719 notes

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

Text 23 Jul 862,200 notes

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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Photo 23 Jul 65,073 notes detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

Photo 23 Jul 99,740 notes coooooooooooooulson:

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)

wand and hogwarts are considered characters.

coooooooooooooulson:

komlin:

mastershifuuuu:

emmaegholm:

The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

 (via bratty-kouhai)

wand and hogwarts are considered characters.

Video 23 Jul 196,034 notes

mutant and proud.

insp. [x]

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Text 23 Jul 41,654 notes

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect


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